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The Magical Sarah Palin and Other Facts

Let me start off by making sure you understand that everything I say here is 100% fact. There’s no opinions and this is based 1000% on things that I have made up on the spot. Sarah Palin has magic powers. It’s true. She once parted the seas so she could grab fish off the floor [...]

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Team Jacob and Ponies and Star Wars and Jesus

Hold on to your butts because I have got a lot of shit to talk about and show you. First up… um… yeah… over to the right… that’s a My Little Pony… and that My Little Pony… is me. And no… I am most definitely NOT a brony. Someone Tweeted a link to General Zoi’s [...]

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Randle and Alex and The Dude

Found a super duper awesome Tumblr today. Check this shit out! LOVE IT! And yes… I did not blog on Saturday or Sunday. To find out why, have a look at these pictures or the video below! We had some fun…

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Expensive Shit

I think I’ll expand on my two things from yesterday’s post. Thing one (part two). On Saturday, Heather and I went out to North Phoenix to Arizona Discount ATV to look at scooters. I am happy to say that I found the one I want. Even Heather liked it! I mean… just look at it! [...]

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Tired and Ready For Bed

But I need to blog! Okay. Two things. Thing one. I have chosen which scooter (Puma Romeo 150cc) I am going to buy. It is the most beautiful and awesome scooter I have ever seen and I love it so very much! I will blog about it later as I am tired and ready for [...]

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The One and Only… Ricky Bartleman!

So, I’ve got this friend. His name is Ricky Bartleman. He married Heather and me. Yeah… he’s that cool. Anyway… he broke his leg a few days ago. Pretty sure it was from kicking a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the face to prevent it from eating a school bus full of disabled children. Seriously… he’ll fuck [...]

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Yelp in Bloom

Heather and I got together with The Bartlemans tonight at Liberty Market to discuss the wedding as Ricky is going to be the one marrying us! I am not going to give anything away, but the wedding ceremony is going to be pretty fucking sweet. And so is the party! The whole thing is just [...]

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