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The Hottest People in the Entire World

Yes. It’s true. These are the hottest people in the world. Disagree? Well then… you’re going to hell. For eternity. To be tortured by the devil himself (because the devil would definitely be male). Cuz you suck and have terrible taste in people. And yes… the ratio of women to men is 2:1, but that [...]

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Fighting Fires and Giving Up the Gun

I decided what I want to be! A firefighter! Damn… I really am a kid. Really though. I’m serious. I looked into it and I think I would really enjoy doing something like that. The only thing holding me back is the hours. They suck. Well… not for a single dude. I am happily married [...]

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