Booze so far: 1 Sam Adams Octoberfest. 1 Landshark Lager. 2 Sam Adams Winter Lagers. 1 double shot Captain Morgan and Pepsi. 1 double shot Sauza Blue Silver Tequila, Diet Mountain Dew, and Chardonnay cocktail thingy.
So. By now. I am a bit drunk. I’ve got a video uploading right now with some thoughts and mostly rambling, but for now… here is this.
Look. Bella.
You suck.
Yeah. That’s about it. She said something about Jacob being the right choice, but choosing Edward because of who she is. Well… that is correct. Jacob is the right choice. He’s perfect. And I love him. And his abs. And his llama face. But. Bella sucks. And Edward sucks. So yeah. Well. I guess Edward is the right choice for Bella. But not the right choice in general.
God. The next movie is gonna be rough. That gross birth slash c section thingy is horrible. And the violent sex? Just lovely. Sends a great message to young girls. Jesus. I hate this shit. It’s just bad for the world. And people. And humanity. And I want another beer. Probably an Underberg. Now I’m rambling. But I’ve always been rambling. Sorry. Okay. Time for Breaking Dawn Part 1. We’re gonna go see Part 2 tomorrow. Again… because we are dumb.
HEY! I LOVE YOU!
NOT YOU, BELLA AND EDWARD! EVERYONE ELSE!
I LOVE EVERYONE BESIDES BELLA AND EDWARD! Especially Jasper. Yum.
Ooh! Vlog!
Drunk. Sorry.
2 Comments
Your vlogs are super entertaining
Your post is quite funny and entertaining and I would like to see more entertaining posts from you. So far I have read and come to the conclusion that you are quite dumb, anyway great posts! Keep writing.