Wall-e. One of the best movies ever made. The director and co-writer of Wall-e was Andrew Stanton. Wanna know what else Andrew Stanton has directed and co-written? This:
Holy fuck. Does that look good or what?!?! Wow. Peter Gabriel singing My Body is a Cage FTW!
The new flavor utilizes similar coconut flavor you’re used to with the original, but with higher proof and less sweetness for an advertised “bolder taste of the Caribbean.” Original Malibu flavor carries with it a 21% alcohol by volume (42 proof), while the new Malibu Black boasts a 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof).
Sounds delicious! I’ve actually bought a bottle already, but I’m saving it for Vegas. Can’t wait to try it out. Of course, I’m bringing some 99 Bananas as well. Soooo… yeah… should be fun…
Speaking of fun! Panties! The other day I was listening to the radio while driving to work in my car. Superbass by Nicki Minaj came on (Honestly… I love that song. And even though her ass is frighteningly huge, I love Nicki Minaj). So yeah… I’m just nodding my head along to the music and enjoying the drive when the unthinkable happened: THE WORD PANTIES WAS CENSORED. Oh. My. God. What is this world coming to? Be reasonable, people. Who in the fucking world is offended by the word panties?!?! I’ll tell you who: shitty people that don’t matter. I’m sorry, but if you don’t think your kid should be subjected to the word panties, you’re a shitty parent and a horrible human being. That is a fact. Come on now… I think I’ve said this before, but when I was over in Holland, I saw some little girls singing along to Cee Lo’s Fuck You on the radio. It was epic. They were happy! The Dutch are happy and healthy despite the fact that cuss words are on the radio. God damn I hate this nonsense. We need to all unite as one and fight unnecessary censorship.
Look… I made a flag for the movement: