So, I’ve got this friend. His name is Ricky Bartleman. He married Heather and me. Yeah… he’s that cool. Anyway… he broke his leg a few days ago. Pretty sure it was from kicking a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the face to prevent it from eating a school bus full of disabled children. Seriously… he’ll fuck you up:
Because of the broken leg, he can no longer go on the cruise he had planned. Not cool. I’m pretty sure a blog post entirely about him is not quite as good as a 10 day cruise… but it’s something.
BEER. He likes it. He runs a beer review website called Local Brewery. I don’t like beer, but I still enjoy watching the beer review videos. And hey… he even gave me some of the Sam Adams Utopias he reviewed in the video below.
That shit’s expensive! It was actually quite tasty and had quite a kick for a beer.
I’ve known Ricky since I worked at GoDaddy. That’s quite a while. Look… I have proof:
Yep. That’s Ricky and my ex wife chugging beer. Obviously, he is a little better at it.
Oh hey… did you want to see some pictures of his stitched up leg? Yeah. Okay. BAM!
And finally… I cannot mention Ricky without bringing up Android. He’s a pretty big fan. He really enjoys giving me shit about my iPhone. I think he’s right. Android is pretty fucking awesome. The WWDC is tomorrow though and I think I’m going to have to depend on him to convince me to not get the new iPhone. Stupid AT&T really needs to get on the Android bandwagon.
There you go. Get well soon, Ricky!!!
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This ricky guy sounds pretty awesome! Thanks for the blog post! You have immortalized me on the web forever!