Rabbits, Walmart, and Vibrams… oh my!

Didn’t like that last post. Didn’t flow well or even correctly convey what I was feeling. Could be because it was two in the morning when I wrote it. Yeah… maybe.

In another news, I don’t think I’m doing as well as I could be doing on my diet. I blame the leftover wedding candy and cupcakes. You can actually see the post-wedding weight gain on my follow.in profile. The weight is coming back off, but I really need to get rid of that candy and start having Jillian Michaels yell at me again if I want to make some real progress. Or maybe I should go work at Walmart again. Working the overnight stocking shift is a really great way to lose weight fast. It’s also a good way to feel like a god damned genius. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… those were the dumbest people I have ever met in my life… by far. Most were pretty nice, but all were as dumb as a bag of bricks. Damn… I wish the people there didn’t suck so bad… I really liked that job.

Okay… I am officially ready for my tattoo. I have given myself an entire year to think about it, and I can say with 100% certainty that I am making a choice that I will not regret. The only thing that I’m still unsure of is which arm to get it on. Yes, I’m doing the generic tattoo-on-your-upper-arm thing. Deal with it! It’s right for me, and that’s all that matters. Oh yeah… the tattoo. What is it? It’s manly. It’s tough. It’s rugged. It’s a rabbit. But not just any old rabbit… Oswald the Lucky Rabbit! If you don’t know who Oswald is, just click on the damn link. Wikipedia is your friend. Yeah… I’m thinking I want this specific version of him:

Pretty freakin rad, huh? If I get a second tattoo (wouldn’t be for a long while), it will probably be a lot more colorful. I wanted to start out with something simple, meaningful, and fun. I believe little Oswald meets all three of these criteria.

I also want some Vibrams. Yes. That would rock.

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