01-29 No One Can See The Kingdom of God Without Being Born Again

By Adam Willis | Published: January 29, 2010

I am so blessed. Mine eyes have finally seen the coming of the glory of the lord. I cannot believe what I used to be, but I can love and be proud of the man I am now. I met someone. His name: Jesus. Jesus Christ. Yes… I have realized the error of my sinful ways and have accepted the big man himself as my lord and savior. No more Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, or Carl Sagan for this guy! No, sir! It’ll be Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, those wonderful God Hates Fags folks, and late 70s Bob Dylan for me! Hallelujah!

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